- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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