Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Cancer.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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bologna

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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