a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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