- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

give me a thumbs up

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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