- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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