What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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The Moon Landing.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Your mums a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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