A kid has no friends.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

That's what she didn't say

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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