An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Caca.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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