- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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