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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

David Cameron

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

David Cameron

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D