- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

The Morman Religion.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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