- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Do you love me? No.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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