- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

The lion swallowed his pride.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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