- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

what's black and can't swim?

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What do you call a black man? Black

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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