- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Potato!

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Apple hates Blackberry.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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