- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

I regret everything.....

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

ded on boomer and aodddan

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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