why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Anti Joke

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