Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

whats white jizz

So, how 'bout that airline food?

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

roses are red violets are blue

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

i have two hands.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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