What can fly? Lots of things

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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Women's Rights

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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