- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

I am a joke. I am funny.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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