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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

kaite is dumb that is true

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

jibby jobby

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

what's red and horny a red unicorn

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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