Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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