- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

I have aids

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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