- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

long in the tooth!

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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