Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

Whats black and gay? Obama

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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