how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Anti Joke

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