- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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