30cm = 0,3meters

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

a black guy walks into a black bar

How many fingers do most people have? 10

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Black...

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Three black men were walking...

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

A man buys a prius

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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