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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

what did the old lady die of old age...

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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