- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Apple juice.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

this site is an antijoke

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

What did death say to life? Go die

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

I bet you read this. Told ya.

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