Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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My parents died!

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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