One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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My Nan, that is all.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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