What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Anti Joke

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