- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

think twice or at least think

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

UNICORNZ R PURPUL

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??