What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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