- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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