- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Women's Rights

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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