- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

i dont care if you rate me or not

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

your life

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

poop

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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