You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

"33"

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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