A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Anti Joke

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