- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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