Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Anti Joke

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