What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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