- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Refrigerator

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Justin Bieber's mother.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Roses are red, violets are purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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