- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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