OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Daym im romantic

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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PEANIS!

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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