- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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