Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

God. God.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

William wright is Gay

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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