- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

What comes after 69? 70

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Waffles ate my grandma

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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