your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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jwe

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

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