Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Set up Punch line.

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bacon

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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