Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Are you a tree

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girls basketball

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Amazing

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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