- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Whose your daddy? Not me

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

CAVE JOHNSON.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

aodhan hearty

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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