A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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