- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Has u seen my grammar?

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Scott Gomez

long in the tooth!

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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