- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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