- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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