Nickelback.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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That's what SHE said!

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Women's Rights

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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