A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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