Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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which one is easiest

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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this is not a joke.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Anti Joke

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