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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What comes after 69? 70

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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