- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

shammmm is a lesbian.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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