- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

I like colin but not as much as apple

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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