- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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