whats black and white? a zebra

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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punchline below punchline above

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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