69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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