i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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5 people are walking

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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"Knock knock." "No."

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Rebecca Black.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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