What is brown and sticky? A stick

Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Getting up for a black person on a buss

I agree

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