How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Prostitution is bad.......

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TIMMY

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Anti Joke

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