- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

I like U.............................nicorns :D

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Im taking a shit right now.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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