Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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knock knock There's no door

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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