- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

FUCK THE JEWS

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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