children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Today is March 22.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Women's rights

Your future.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

whats 69+2? 71

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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