A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

I woke up today

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Nice belt.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

kaite is dumb that is true

Carrot fingers

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Justin Bieber's mother.

The government

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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